I noticed Mark's comment in the previous post and decided to say a few words about the man who is Plaxico Burress.
Burress was the player who caught the winning touchdown pass from Eli Manning in Super Bowl XLII, otherwise ruining a perfect season for the greatest team of all time, the 2007 New England Patriots. Plaxico is this year's Jeremy Shockey, an asshole who sucks at being a team player and sucks even more at shutting up and playing football.
The worst part about all of this is that this idiot managed to shoot himself. He didn't even have the honor to get shot by someone else. He discharged his own weapon into his own leg in a city which is tougher on guns than any other city in the United States.
You know what I call all of this?