Sunday, August 3, 2008

Notice to GMJ

Dear Gary Matthews Junior,

You can't hit worth shit. Your contract is the biggest mistake the front office has made since Mo Vaughn. You've had exactly one above-average season in your major league career. You parlayed a nice catch in Texas into a $50 million robbery. Your questionable morals pissed off baseball's best owner. You've proven that HGH was the only thing keeping you league-average.

None of that matters.

All we ask of you is that you catch the baseball when it comes near you. Especially against the Yankees.

That shit was unacceptable. You're gonna get DFA'd at the end of the game if there is any justice in this world.


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