Dear Gary Matthews Junior,
You can't hit worth shit. Your contract is the biggest mistake the front office has made since Mo Vaughn. You've had exactly one above-average season in your major league career. You parlayed a nice catch in Texas into a $50 million robbery. Your questionable morals pissed off baseball's best owner. You've proven that HGH was the only thing keeping you league-average.
None of that matters.
All we ask of you is that you catch the baseball when it comes near you. Especially against the Yankees.
That shit was unacceptable. You're gonna get DFA'd at the end of the game if there is any justice in this world.
Love,
Marcus
Stay out of the pool...all the girls are on the blue line. Now with extra Kings coverage and Angels prognostications.
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About
From the moment I found myself capable of writing coherent sentences with one of those huge pencils in kindergarten, I've been fond of written word as a form of communication. As I've gone to college and majored in engineering, my opportunities to write have declined in number and quality.
I decided to start writing this blog once I realized my friends were sick of hearing me talk about sports, particularly when so few of them shared the same team interests.
The "pool" referenced in the title block is not a pool at all. It's the blue area of the goal crease in hockey. Geometry is a serious discipline in goaltending. Increase the depth of your body in the net and you decrease the available empty net area.
I decided to start writing this blog once I realized my friends were sick of hearing me talk about sports, particularly when so few of them shared the same team interests.
The "pool" referenced in the title block is not a pool at all. It's the blue area of the goal crease in hockey. Geometry is a serious discipline in goaltending. Increase the depth of your body in the net and you decrease the available empty net area.
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