If the Angels clinch a spot in the playoffs, I really, really would prefer they not celebrate. I mean, they can congratulate each other and have a couple beers in the clubhouse, but I sure as hell don't want to see a mob pile on the pitcher's mound. I don't want to see popped champagne drenching Aybar's dreadlocks. I don't want to see Vlad pouring beer on Arte Moreno's head.
This team should not be celebrating a division title.
We don't play for division championships.
We play for world titles.
Act like it.